President Goodluck Jonathan Also Carries Bags Of Rice In Borno State..(SEE PICS)

In what many have classified as a hypocrisy-ladden publicity stunt, the Presidency released pictures and videos of the President GEJ carrying bags of rice in a relief camp in Maiduguri, an area that has been hard hit with the Boko-Haram insurgency.
Observers say that the President, who was in company of the Stomach Infrastructure Inventor, Mr. Fayose (who doubles as the Ekiti State Governor), both folded up their sleeves and off-loaded bags of rice from a waiting truck amidst tight security, mirroring the rice bag carrying tactics of revered Prophet T.B Joshua (who had no security).
Meanwhile, Opposition leaders have said that the President is just trying all means necessary to solicit votes from the electorate as political heavyweights prepare to slug it out for the 2015 Presidential Ticket.
This was countered by PDP media secretary, Oliseh Metuh, speaking to FNN, who said ” we have tested this theory scientifically as seen in Etiki state, ‘People + Bags of rice = Election Victory’, this is why we have brought in Fayose to assist the President carry out the tests on a larger scale”.
Following this, FNN received Unconfirmed reports have it that a four time Presidential Aspirant, GMB, is scheduled to drink “Kunu” with motorcycle riders and suya sellers with a view to “bonding” with them